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Tips on how to Attract The Zodiac Signs

wtfzodiacsigns:

    Aries Zodiac: Don’t over-due the attention. They like a little bit of it but they don’t like to feel smothered. They’re independent people who need a mate, not another parent. Remember that they’re always in charge and they make the rules of the relationship. They like someone who’s into a simple and lasting relationship.


    Taurus Zodiac: It’s hard to impress a Taurus. They can be a little picky and it takes them awhile to get

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Hetalia Humor ~ The Eyebrowlands: England, Ireland, Wales, Scotland

  • Once upon a time:

    England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land.

  • The leader of the captors:

    'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

  • England:

    'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

  • Ireland:

    'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

  • Wales:

    'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

  • Scotland:

    'I'd like to be shot first.'

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